“Mommy, let’s play pretend. You can be my daughter and I’ll be the mom. So, that means I get to be bossy and wear LOTS of makeup.”
“Mommy, wanna play house with me? Except we’ll pretend it’s clean, like Grandma’s.”
“Mommy, let’s play school. I’ll be the teacher, and you can pretend you’re as smart as me.”
“Mommy, let’s pretend we’re twin sisters. We’ll both be 19. So, that means that I pretend to be older, and you get to be young again with smooth skin.”
Mommy, let’s play family. Baby Sadie will be my little girl, I’ll be her mommy, and you get to be the Grandma because you have all the wrinkles.”
Mommy, let’s play restaurant. I’ll be the server, you be the Chef and we’ll pretend that you can really cook.”
Hey Trinity... I have an idea. Let’s play “Life before children”. You pretend you’re not here, and I’ll pretend .....
27 comments:
lol. oh my...
feel like you are stuck in an episde of kids say the darndest things...
that is so funny girl... You always make me laugh..
Have a great Monday...
Spot on! They always want to reverse roles and boss you around. I noticed when my son was "the boss" once he was like a drill sergeant! Wonder what that says about me? LOL
That's awesome.
Bwhahaha...kids have no filter:)
Maybe you better get yourself over to my blog and enter into the Perricone MD face cream giveaway! lol
Honestly, if we reversed roles around here, I'd be the one bossing little miss sassafrass around ;) She is a stinker through and through. These were great!!
Hey, do you plan on playing along with my new blog hop thing on Wednesday? I think you'd be good at it!
Lol! Too funny
Isn't it amazing how much our little girls love us and want to be just like us? I remember when Mo was about 5, just the age when all my friends little boys wanted to marry their Momma's and my baby was determined to point out my flaws.
Mo- Mommy, do you have a baby in your tummy.
Me- No sweetie.
Mo- Then I think you've been eating too much candy.
Aww, sweet, sweet little girls.
We'll pretend that it is clean like Grandmas! haha!
haha. oh, wow! How do you even respind to those?
This was soooooooo funny!
Lindsey Petersen
Wow, what did you ever do to deserve that? You are such a goofball!
True and too, too funny!
You (and Trinity) are hilarious!
I like your last little fantasy there! As you would say, le sigh ;)
This is the best blog post I've read all week. Yes, YOU ROCK!
This is a great post! I love it.
That last line was hilarious! I loved it! Yes, sometimes it would be nice to have a day where you get to do all the things you got to do before you became a parent - go out for coffee, go out for lunch, get a pedicure, go shopping and actually get to browse...ahhhh.
OUCH!!!
SO funny! She didn't really say all that, did she? She's so cute.
THIS is why I love reading your posts about Trinity. The things she says are classic.
Lol. Funny.
I got some nice ideas from myBantu. (http://www.mybantu.com).
Have a great day.
ah-ah. no way. too good to be true. really?
so glad i dropped in. maybe i will visit 2 blogs tomorrow.
miss you tons
xo♥
why must my mind go directly to an angry and less fun version of this game? please do not answer that.
LOL. I was rudely interupted by my kids when I started to read this post a couple of days ago. Made me laugh again.
Ha, ha. Good comeback. See you are as smart as she is.
I LOVE THIS!!
How creative.
Wonderful post.
this is some great shit...you better copyright this..this is your ticket...seriously.
oh and call me already! i lost your number
i ♥ you
i think i want to play this with my husband. why must i look for ways to use good for evil??
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